Can't wait 20 years for the next Television album?

Make your own with "This Tune-o-matic"®!

You can handle the guitars, you just need the words,

Choose between the "studio" version and (for that
authentic "where the hell's this going next?" experience), the "live" version.

Just make your choice, hit the switch, and there you go.

"A classic piece of literature, If I ever heard one."

(Technical note: When in operation,"This Tune-o-matic"® runs on 100% recycled pixels and American Spirit organic cigarettes)